Fake Band Names

I was just a guest on the Heroes of Noise Podcast with Dan and Steve (so you should really go listen to Episode 108 and then stay around and listen to all 107 episodes that came before it. Steve brought up the oddball named bands I go to see. And he mentioned The Laptop Junkies in particular. Now, I don't know if The Laptop Junkies actually exist, but, in my humble opinion, that's a hella good name for an indie pop band. 

Which, reminds me...

Every time I see a ridiculous or interesting grouping of words in the news or on social media, I’ll immediately try to figure out if it could be a band name and what genre that band would be. Here are some of my favorites from the last few years.

Green Dildos with Faces, 90s cover band
Libel, southern rock
Vomit Fraud, nu metal
Flaming Valencia Oranges, 80s hair metal

Toupee Fiasco and the Bountiful Tangerines, lounge and swing covers
Microscopic Clouds of Fentanyl, screamo
Llamathrust, 80s pop covers
The Fourth Ventricle, electro swing
Rat Scrotum Beetles, ska punk
Vagina Mohawks, glam punk metal
Proxima Midnight, progressive rock
Cull Obsidian, death metal
Corvus Glaive, power/symphonic metal
Ebony Maw, 12 piece southern rock
Devil’s Doorbell, industrial metal
Vaginal Antichrist, all-woman black metal
False Sense of Security, Celtic punk metal
Bloody Biscuits, British doom metal
Vexingly Sphinxlike Figure, power metal
Groin Crusher, sludge metal
Symbyax, K-Pop
Transient Anus, grindcore
Homicidal Mercedes Sunroofs, groove metal
Hypersexual Zombie Cicadas, British psychedelic rock
Fucktastic Dildo Wizards, funk rock
Gastric Lavage, metalcore
Forever Chemical, My Chemical Romance covers
Dishonesty & Bad Reporting, ska core
Sausage Roll Baby Jesus, alt rock
Deranged Masturbation, punk
Millennial Pink, boy band covers
The Caravan, symphonic black metal
Anatomical Squeeze Box, emo polka
CIA Coughs Up, anarcho-punk
Baked Potato Torture, garage rock
Green Bell Peppers of Death, parody covers
Flaming Dancer, flamenco guitar